Here is a listing of bogus tour dates from the 1996 Bad Hair Tour tour shirt.
| May 29/30 | Wacky Wally's Waffle World | Seattle, WA | |
| May 31 | Tennis Elbow Fundraiser | Vancouver, B.C. | |
| June 1 | Chuck E. Cheese Parking Lot | Boise, ID | |
| June 2/3/4/5 | "Tastes Like Chicken" | Winnipeg, MB | CANCELLED |
| June 6/7/8/ 9/10 |
Giggly Goo Goo's Comedy Hit | Minneapolis, MN | HELD OVER |
| June 11 | Stop 'N' Putt Miniature Golf Course | Oshkosh, WI | |
| June 12/13/14/ 15/16/17/ 18/19/20 |
Mr. Frank's Poodle Wash | Cleveland, OH | |
| June 21 | Laundry Day | Los Angeles, CA | |
| June 22/23/24/ 25/26/27/ 28 |
Crazy Louie's Bowling Alley & Liposuction Clinic | Toronto, ON | |
| June 29 | Don Knott's Beef Barn | Philadelpha, PA | GRAND OPENING |
| June 30 | Happy Anniversary Fred & Louise Feldstein | Peoria, IL | |
| July 1/2/3/4/ 5/6/7/8/ 9/10/11/ 12/13/14/ 15/16/17/ 18/19/20/ 21/22/23/ 24/25/26/ 27/28/29/ 30/31/32 |
Astrodome | Houston, TX | SOLD OUT |