The Numbers List

Many of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song have a common theme running through them. One of these themes just happens to be numbers. On this list you will find a list of numbers as they appear in Al's songs.

This list includes data from all of Al's full-length albums through "Straight Outta Lynwood."

Number Song
0 Christmas at Ground Zero
1 Airline Amy
Albuquerque
Alimony
Alternative Polka [All I Wanna Do]
Alternative Polka [Basketcase]
Ameba
Another One Rides The Bus
Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
Bedrock Anthem
Cable TV
Can't Watch This
Carnival Of The Animals Part 2 [Introduction]
Cavity Search
Couch Potato
Dare To Be Stupid
Dog Eat Dog
Fat
Frank's 2000" TV
Gandhi II
Germs
Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
Happy Birthday
Hardware Store
Headline News
I Can't Watch This
I Love Rocky Road
I Think I'm A Clone Now
I Want A New Duck
I'm So Sick Of You
Isle Thing
It's All About The Pentiums
Jerry Springer
Jurassic Park
King Of Suede
Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies
My Bologna
One More Minute
One Of Those Days
Peter And The Wolf
Phony Calls
Polka Power! ["Closing Time" by Semisonic]
Polka Your Eyes Out [Dr. Feelgood]
Polkas on 45 [Sex (I'm a...)]
She Drives Like Crazy
Snails
Spam
Spatula City
That Boy Could Dance
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
The Brady Bunch
The Plumbing Song
The White Stuff
Theme From Rocky XIII
The Weird Al Show Theme
This Is The Life
Traffic Jam
Trash Day
Twister
Vulture
Waffle King
When I Was Your Age)
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
Young, Dumb, And Ugly
You're Pitiful
2 Albuquerque
Cable TV
Carnival of the Animals Part Two
Carnival of the Animals Part Two [Introduction]
eBay
Frank's 2000' TV
Gandhi II
I Think I'm A Clone Now
Isle Thing
It's All About The Pentiums
King Of Suede
Nature Trail to Hell
One More Minute
Peter and the Wolf
Since You've Been Gone
Taco Grande
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
The Plumbing Song
The Saga Begins
The White Stuff
Vulture
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
You're Pitiful
3 (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
Albuquerque
Alimony
Cable TV
Don't Download This Song
Grapefruit Diet
Happy Birthday
Isle Thing
Jerry Springer
King Of Suede
Nature Trail To Hell
Peter and the Wolf [Introduction]
Peter and the Wolf
Phony Calls
Syndicated Inc.
Taco Grande
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
The Brady Bunch
The Check's In The Mail
The Saga Begins
Young, Dumb, And Ugly
4 Amish Paradise
Happy Birthday
Phony Calls
That Boy Could Dance
The Brady Bunch
5 Cable TV
Dog Eat Dog
It's All About The Pentiums
Jerry Springer
Stop Draggin' My Car Around
Traffic Jam
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
6 (This Song's Just) Six Words Long
Buckingham Blues
Don't Wear Those Shoes
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
Nature Trail To Hell
Polka Power! ["Walkin' On The Sun" by Smash Mouth]
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
The Plumbing Song
7 Callin' In Sick
Don't Download This Song
Fat
Phony Calls
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
The Plumbing Song
This Is The Life
8 Achy Breaky Song
Couch Potato
I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead
Isle Thing
Polka Power! ["Walkin' On The Sun" by Smash Mouth]
She Drives Like Crazy
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
9 Bob
It's All About The Pentiums
Spatula City
The Saga Begins
10 Frank's 2000" TV
Polka Your Eyes Out [Cherry Pie]
Spatula City
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
Young, Dumb, And Ugly
11 Talk Soup
12 Albuquerque
Cavity Search
Couch Potato
Midnight Star
When I Was Your Age
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
13 Theme From Rocky XIII
14 The Saga Begins
15 Melanie
16 Melanie
17 I Can't Watch This
Your Horoscope For Today
18 Truck Drivin' Song
19 A Complicated Song
20 Albuquerque
I Lost On Jeopardy
Jerry Springer
Midnight Star
Stop Draggin' My Car Around
The Weird Al Show Theme
Truck Drivin' Song
22 When I Was Your Age
23 Poodle
24 Couch Potato
The Plumbing Song
26 Albuquerque
27 Cable TV
Callin' In Sick
Hardware Store
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
30 Amish Paradise
Couch Potato
Frank's 2000" TV
I Can't Watch This
King Of Suede
32 It's All About The Pentiums
35 Genius In France
37 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
40 It's All About The Pentiums
When I Was Your Age
Your Horoscope For Today
42 Fat
You're Pitiful
45 Polkas on 45
Trigger Happy
50 Cable TV
53 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
60 Couch Potato
The Brady Bunch
62 Gandhi II
64 It's All About The Pentiums
Stop Draggin' My Car Around
69 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
73 When I Was Your Age
80 I Can't Watch This
She Drives Like Crazy
83 Cable TV
90 When I Was Your Age
99 Hooked On Polkas [99 Luftballons]
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
100 It's All About The Pentiums
I Lost On Jeopardy
Trash Day
103 Polkas on 45 [Hot Blooded]
127 Polkamon
286 It's All About The Pentiums
300 Amish Paradise
700 The Night Santa Went Crazy
747 Airline Amy
One of Those Days
1,000 I Can't Watch This
1,699 Amish Paradise
2,000 Frank's 2000" TV
5,000 The Plumbing Song
21,140 The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
30,000 Airline Amy
Why Does This Always Happen To Me?
40,000 Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars
90,000 Frank's 2000" TV
100,000 One More Minute
1,000,000 Amish Paradise
Germs
Happy Birthday
I Lost On Jeopardy
Money for Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies
zillion * The White Stuff

* There is no such number as a "zillion." It is slang, and indicates a very large, unspecified, number.

Thanks to Amanda Cohen for reminding me about the number 16.