Many of "Weird Al" Yankovic's song have a common theme running through them. One of these themes just happens to be numbers. On this list you will find a list of numbers as they appear in Al's songs.
This list includes data from all of Al's full-length albums through "Straight Outta Lynwood."
| Number | Song |
|---|---|
| 0 | Christmas at Ground Zero | 1 | Airline Amy Albuquerque Alimony Alternative Polka [All I Wanna Do] Alternative Polka [Basketcase] Ameba Another One Rides The Bus Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars Bedrock Anthem Cable TV Can't Watch This Carnival Of The Animals Part 2 [Introduction] Cavity Search Couch Potato Dare To Be Stupid Dog Eat Dog Fat Frank's 2000" TV Gandhi II Germs Girls Just Want To Have Lunch Happy Birthday Hardware Store Headline News I Can't Watch This I Love Rocky Road I Think I'm A Clone Now I Want A New Duck I'm So Sick Of You Isle Thing It's All About The Pentiums Jerry Springer Jurassic Park King Of Suede Money For Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies My Bologna One More Minute One Of Those Days Peter And The Wolf Phony Calls Polka Power! ["Closing Time" by Semisonic] Polka Your Eyes Out [Dr. Feelgood] Polkas on 45 [Sex (I'm a...)] She Drives Like Crazy Snails Spam Spatula City That Boy Could Dance The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota The Brady Bunch The Plumbing Song The White Stuff Theme From Rocky XIII The Weird Al Show Theme This Is The Life Traffic Jam Trash Day Twister Vulture Waffle King When I Was Your Age) Why Does This Always Happen To Me? Young, Dumb, And Ugly You're Pitiful |
| 2 | Albuquerque Cable TV Carnival of the Animals Part Two Carnival of the Animals Part Two [Introduction] eBay Frank's 2000' TV Gandhi II I Think I'm A Clone Now Isle Thing It's All About The Pentiums King Of Suede Nature Trail to Hell One More Minute Peter and the Wolf Since You've Been Gone Taco Grande The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota The Plumbing Song The Saga Begins The White Stuff Vulture Why Does This Always Happen To Me? You're Pitiful |
| 3 | (This Song's Just) Six Words Long Albuquerque Alimony Cable TV Don't Download This Song Grapefruit Diet Happy Birthday Isle Thing Jerry Springer King Of Suede Nature Trail To Hell Peter and the Wolf [Introduction] Peter and the Wolf Phony Calls Syndicated Inc. Taco Grande The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota The Brady Bunch The Check's In The Mail The Saga Begins Young, Dumb, And Ugly |
| 4 | Amish Paradise Happy Birthday Phony Calls That Boy Could Dance The Brady Bunch |
| 5 | Cable TV Dog Eat Dog It's All About The Pentiums Jerry Springer Stop Draggin' My Car Around Traffic Jam Why Does This Always Happen To Me? |
| 6 | (This Song's Just) Six Words Long Buckingham Blues Don't Wear Those Shoes I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead Nature Trail To Hell Polka Power! ["Walkin' On The Sun" by Smash Mouth] The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota The Plumbing Song |
| 7 | Callin' In Sick Don't Download This Song Fat Phony Calls The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota The Plumbing Song This Is The Life |
| 8 | Achy Breaky Song Couch Potato I'll Be Mellow When I'm Dead Isle Thing Polka Power! ["Walkin' On The Sun" by Smash Mouth] She Drives Like Crazy The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Why Does This Always Happen To Me? |
| 9 | Bob It's All About The Pentiums Spatula City The Saga Begins |
| 10 | Frank's 2000" TV Polka Your Eyes Out [Cherry Pie] Spatula City The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota Young, Dumb, And Ugly |
| 11 | Talk Soup |
| 12 | Albuquerque Cavity Search Couch Potato Midnight Star When I Was Your Age Why Does This Always Happen To Me? |
| 13 | Theme From Rocky XIII |
| 14 | The Saga Begins |
| 15 | Melanie |
| 16 | Melanie |
| 17 | I Can't Watch This Your Horoscope For Today |
| 18 | Truck Drivin' Song |
| 19 | A Complicated Song |
| 20 | Albuquerque I Lost On Jeopardy Jerry Springer Midnight Star Stop Draggin' My Car Around The Weird Al Show Theme Truck Drivin' Song |
| 22 | When I Was Your Age |
| 23 | Poodle |
| 24 | Couch Potato The Plumbing Song |
| 26 | Albuquerque |
| 27 | Cable TV Callin' In Sick Hardware Store The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota |
| 30 | Amish Paradise Couch Potato Frank's 2000" TV I Can't Watch This King Of Suede |
| 32 | It's All About The Pentiums |
| 35 | Genius In France |
| 37 | The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota |
| 40 | It's All About The Pentiums When I Was Your Age Your Horoscope For Today |
| 42 | Fat You're Pitiful |
| 45 | Polkas on 45 Trigger Happy |
| 50 | Cable TV |
| 53 | The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota |
| 60 | Couch Potato The Brady Bunch |
| 62 | Gandhi II |
| 64 | It's All About The Pentiums Stop Draggin' My Car Around |
| 69 | The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota |
| 73 | When I Was Your Age |
| 80 | I Can't Watch This She Drives Like Crazy |
| 83 | Cable TV |
| 90 | When I Was Your Age |
| 99 | Hooked On Polkas [99 Luftballons] The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota |
| 100 | It's All About The Pentiums I Lost On Jeopardy Trash Day |
| 103 | Polkas on 45 [Hot Blooded] |
| 127 | Polkamon |
| 286 | It's All About The Pentiums |
| 300 | Amish Paradise |
| 700 | The Night Santa Went Crazy |
| 747 | Airline Amy One of Those Days |
| 1,000 | I Can't Watch This |
| 1,699 | Amish Paradise |
| 2,000 | Frank's 2000" TV |
| 5,000 | The Plumbing Song |
| 21,140 | The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota |
| 30,000 | Airline Amy Why Does This Always Happen To Me? |
| 40,000 | Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars |
| 90,000 | Frank's 2000" TV |
| 100,000 | One More Minute |
| 1,000,000 | Amish Paradise Germs Happy Birthday I Lost On Jeopardy Money for Nothing / Beverly Hillbillies |
| zillion * | The White Stuff |
* There is no such number as a "zillion." It is slang, and indicates a very large, unspecified, number.
Thanks to Amanda Cohen for reminding me about the number 16.