Here is a listing of bogus tour dates from the 1995 Al-Can tour shirt.
| March 2 | St. Vitus Hospital Bladder Infection Wing | Yellowknife, N.W.T | |
| March 3/4 | Crazy Bernie's Drive Thru Pet Shop | Victoria, B.C. | |
| March 6/7/8 | Underneath the Big Nickel | Sudbury, Ont. | |
| March 9 | Al Waxman's House of Raw Meat | Thunder Bay, Ont. | |
| March 10 | Uncle Ernie's All-Natural Dandruff Clinic & BBQ Pit | Wawa, Ont. | CANCELLED |
| March 11/12 | Donut World | Acton, Ont. | |
| March 14 | Granville Shy Train Station | Vancouver, B.C. | |
| March 15/16 | Hannibal Lecter's Dinner Theatre | Kamloops, B.C. | |
| March 17 | Big Edna's Liposuction Parlor | Saskatoon, Sask. | |
| March 18/19/ 20/21 |
Tim Horton's - Grand Opening | Moose Jaw, Sask. | |
| March 22 Bob's House | Montreal, Que. | ||
| March 23 | Little Kevin Shea's Eagle Scout Initiation | Fond-Du-Lac, Que. | |
| March 24/25/ 26/27 |
Pucks R Us | Halifax, N.S. | |
| March 29/30 | Ralph Benmurgui's Risotto Hut | Moose Jaw, Sask. | |
| April 1/2/3/ 4/5/6/7/8/9/ 10/11/12/13/ 14/15/16/17/ 18/19/20/21/ 22/23/24/25/ 26/27/28/29/ 30/31/32 |
Sky Dome | Toronto, Ont. | SOLD OUT |