Here is a listing of bogus tour dates from the 1994 "Alapalooza" tour shirt.
| May 30 | La Brea Tar Pits | Los Angeles, CA | |
| June 2/3 | Interstate 10 Onramp | West Covina, CA | |
| June 5 | Mr. Paul's Big, Fat & Ugly Shoppe | Santa Cruz, CA | |
| June 11/12 | Ozzy's Charbroiled Batburgers | Seattle, WA | |
| June 15 | Spam-a-rama | Denver, CO | |
| June 21/22/23 | Fast Freddy's Car Wash and Bikini Wax | Dallas, TX | |
| June 27/28 | World of Stinky Cheese | Omaha, NE | |
| June 30 | Stevie Wonder's Driving School | Wausau, WI | |
| July 2/3 | Creepy Nancy's Sushi Dungeon | Toronto, ONT | |
| July 16/17 | Lucky Larry's Leper Colony | Boise, ID | CANCELLED |
| July 21 | Celebrity Invitational Bungee-Fishing Tournament | Jacksonville, FL | |
| July 26/27/28/29/30 | Prosthetic Kneecaps R Us | Atlanta, GA | |
| August 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/8/9/10/11/12 13/14/15/16/17/18/19/20/21/22 23/24/25/26/27/28/29/30/31/32 |
Shea Stadium | New York, NY | SOLD OUT |