Here is a listing of bogus tour dates from the 1992 "Off The Deep End" tour shirt.
| June 6 | ALAPALOOZA TOUR | Houston, TX | |
| June 9 | UNCLE ERNIE'S ALL NATURAL DANDRUFF CLINIC & BARBEQUE PIT | Hollandale, FL | |
| June 14 | ST. VITUS HOSPITAL - BLADDER INFECTION WING | Columbus, OH | |
| June 15, 16 | GRAND CANYON (FESTIVAL SEATING) | AZ | ***SOLD OUT**** |
| June 17, 18 | DONUT WORLD | Wilsbury, CT | |
| June 19 | BIG EDNA'S TOFU BURGERAMA | Springfield, MA | |
| June 20 | CRAZY BERNIE'S DRIVE THROUGH PET SHOP | Buffalo, NY | |
| June 21 | DENTIST APPOINTMENT | Toronto, ONT | |
| June 23, 24, 25 | INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF RAW PORK | Syracuse, NY | ***CANCELLED*** |
| June 26 | HANNIBAL LECTER'S DINNER THEATRE | Washington, D.C. | |
| June 27 | STINKY FREDDY'S DISCOUNT TUBA PARLOR | Cleveland, OH | |
| June 28 | DENNY'S RESTAURANT - GRAND OPENING | Roseville, MI | |
| June 29, 30 | CONVENTION FOR DYSLEXIC AIR TRAFFIC CONTROLLERS | Minneapolis, MN | |
| July 10, 11, 12 | LITTLE JOEL MILLER'S EAGLE SCOUT INITIATION | Warwick, RI | |
| July 26, 27, 28, 29, 30 |
JAMIE FARR'S RISOTTO HUT | Chipawau, WI | |
| August 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 |
BOB'S HOUSE |