Here is a listing of bogus tour dates from an Al-TV from around the release of "Even Worse."
| May 27 | MILWAUKEE, WI | "Monsters of Rock" |
| May 30 | PARIS, FRANCE | Charity Fundraiser |
| May 31 | TULSA, OK | Birthday Party |
| June 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 | SUN CITY | !!! CANCELLED !!! |
| June 6 | ZIMBABWE | Dinner Theater |
| June 9, 10 | ATHENS, GA | Little Richard's Tofu-Burgerama |
| June 15 | CLEVELAND, OH | Uncle Ernie's All-Natural Dandruff Clinic & BBQ Pit |
| June 17 | NEWARK, NJ | General Hospital - Bladder Infection Wing |
| June 18 | Take Shower | |
| June 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25 |
AUSTIN, TX | International House of Veal |
| July 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46 |
NEW YORK, NY | Madison Square Garden |