Stock In U-62

How many times have you said to yourself, "Self, I wish I could help out George Newman and buy a piece of U-62 stock." Well, now you can!!! FOR FREE!!!!

Here's how:

  1. Download STOCK.ZIP. You will need WINZIP or some other decompression program to unzip the file. It contains one file called STOCK.DOC. STOCK.ZIP is 38,485 bytes. STOCK.DOC is 114,176 bytes.
  2. Email me and ask for your stock certificate number. I will add you to the list of stockholders once I assign your number. Please tell me how you want your name to appear so I don't have to guess at the spelling. You can use a nickname if you want. If you want to remain anonymous, please let me know. Please make sure you provide a valid email address and/or remove any spam blocks so I can get in touch with you with your stock number. I won't try to track you down or figure out how to get past your spam block if the message bounces back to me undeliverable. Your email address will not show on this page. In fact, after I reply with your stock number, I delete the entire email including the email address from my mailbox. In accordance with COPPA, and frankly just because it's a good idea anyway, children under 13, you must get your parent's permission and have Mom or Dad e-mail me, on your behalf, for a number.
  3. To personalize the certificate, you will have to change the certificate number in the upper left hand corner. Highlight "UHF7500" with your mouse and type in the number I assign to you. About half way down, there is a spot for your name. Highlight the box and enter the relevant material.
  4. Print the sucker out, frame it, and hang it on the wall.

That's it. Go! Do it! What are you waiting for?

This stock certificate is for entertainment purposes only. I don't think I really need to say this, but by downloading this stock certificate you're just pretending to own a piece of stock in U-62. Remember kiddies, "UHF" was just a movie (a darn good one too!) so channel 62 doesn't even exist.

It's FREE now, FREE tomorrow, and will always be 127% absolutely FREE! If anyone asks for money, don't send it, because it's FREE.

One more thing, you do not have to download a certificate to become a stockholder, nor do you have to become a stockholder to download a certificate. If you need the file mailed to you or a printout mailed to you please let me know.

Stock Price

Current stock price: $10.00

Stockholders

Here's a current list of stock holders listed by number. You must e-mail me to request a stock certificate number and be added to the list. You may remain anonymous.

  1. Vicki Brown
  2. David Rossi
  3. Sandy Brie Butler
  4. Timothy Winslow
  5. Russ Sanford
  6. Jay Rochette
  7. Luke "Skywalker" McCullough
  8. Rich Collignon
  9. Lindsey R.
  10. Raquel Hartzell
  11. Chris Iske
  12. Christopher Pirillo
  13. Unruly Julie Jiles
  14. Lee
  15. Brian Charles Helms
  16. Jon! "Bob" Katz
  17. Shadow of the Darkness
  18. "Crazy Ray" Karaliunas
  19. Mansard
  20. Charles Louis Hopkins IV
  21. Stormi Wright
  22. BooBoo
  23. Hiedi Raposo
  24. Shanon Dietz
  25. Adam McLees
  26. Mary Baxter
  27. Walter
  28. William Krausmann
  29. Nick Weston-Swan
  30. Joe DiPasquale
  31. Larry Johnson
  32. Kristin Kraska
  33. Jeremy Wilcox
  34. Mathew Margolis
  35. Christian Cook
  36. Chris Cook
  37. Daniel Johnson
  38. Ben Guilmette
  39. Jg, Warrior Mars
  40. Chris Lindberg
  41. Jason Skaggs
  42. Mandy "Weirdo" Kuhns
  43. Denny Sheafer
  44. John Robertson
  45. WeirdAl62
  46. Chris "Bassoon" George
  47. Aaron Roszczewski
  48. Pstokely
  49. Bill Laughner
  50. Paul Benet
  1. Ross Edward Rogers
  2. Austin Shea
  3. Greg
  4. Matt Kristek
  5. Ed Cook
  6. Bettie "Zarebeth" Evanson
  7. Daniel Frohman the Master
    of Utterly Useless Knowledge
  8. Wayne "SeinJunkie" Elgin
  9. David Imblum
  10. Steve Adolphs
  11. Will Matheson
  12. Allie27
  13. alhead27
  14. Luap27
  15. Anonymous
  16. Richard D Heywood
  17. Rob
  18. Sirswish16
  19. Anonymous
  20. Jimmy M.
  21. Steve Davlantis
  22. Ramsey E.
  23. Matt "Subman" Marks
  24. Woody "Wood Pecker" Wood
  25. Kevin_7_27
  26. Michael "FISH" Peloquin
  27. Eric Stanley
  28. Brian Wruck
  29. Matt Borth
  30. Biff Slamkovich
  31. Jason Bonner
  32. Sam Zimmerman
  33. Erwin Ross
  34. Sasha Ross
  35. Ash Boslet
  36. Batman
  37. Darth_Dylan
  38. Sexual Butterscotch
  39. Joel Sprigg
  40. Harvey TWH
  41. Timmy Newman
  42. Neil Brown
  43. Steve Nibbelink
  44. Chris Teague
  45. Stacy Lynn Ruiz
  46. L.Marie Boyer
  47. Brad Hunt
  48. Eric "Jewish But Not a Rabbi" Kohen
  49. William Bunce
  50. jEn ThE wEiRd Al FaN


  1. Erin
  2. Bones1974
  3. Erich Allen Senff
  4. Aaron Bluhm
  5. Michael Grantner
  6. Scott Reynolds
  7. Donald Jacob Uitvlugt
  8. Chad A. Wicks III
  9. Chad A. Wicks
  10. Autumn Wright
  11. Stephen C. Schohn
  12. Jenny "Doc" Bowen
  13. Todd Wilkinson
  14. Brandon White
  15. Justin Channell
  16. Elysse Applebaum
  17. Michael Lewin
  18. Amy Bytheway
  19. Mr. Twenty-Seven
  20. DJ Kane (aka ADAM WARD)
  21. Jacob Gainor
  22. Sara Marie Williams
  23. namethatfish
  24. Brian Tesoroni
  25. Iceace
  26. Brenda Voss
  27. Katie Morgan
  28. Kevin M. Murphy
  29. Rachel Pulling
  30. Amy "Bladder" Jones
  31. "Slightly Unusual" Shaun Collins
  32. Deb "Skywalker" Dodd
  33. Dylan519Martin
  34. Amanda "AL" Lawler
  35. Sean "It's Not Art" Peterson
  36. Mike Acer
  37. Mike ''Mad Scientist'' Golen
  38. Luna "Tic" Vee
  39. Maurice
  40. Doug-less French
  41. Christina Fischer
  42. Chud
  43. Amber Waddell
  44. Rebo Valence
  45. Steve Whiddon
  46. Josh23
  47. Thomas Bullock
  48. Dare2BSarahRosenkranz
  49. Matthew "Ernest" Nikirk
  50. "Jedi" Nic Glaim
  1. Belinda Benet
  2. Amy Carter
  3. Geoff Paulin
  4. Deidre L. Barnes
  5. Bill Kody
  6. Mike Grimm
  7. Don Lawson
  8. Don Lawson's girlfriend
  9. Jennifer Nagorski
  10. Dave Iverson II
  11. B.J. Moghadam I
  12. Cara Crane
  13. Ryan Faillace
  14. Chris Jarvis
  15. Alexandria Reid
  16. Jay Walker
  17. Tara Lyn Launer
  18. Alakin
  19. Donovan Jones
  20. Adam Wolf
  21. Shannon Leonard
  22. Amidala Yankovic
  23. Weird "Al"ex Aossey
  24. Mike Ransom
  25. John Colvin
  26. Lewis Leslie Biffle
  27. Patrick
  28. Austin
  29. Matt.B.C
  30. Roger M. Thurau
  31. Ian Collins
  32. Jody Hill
  33. Aaron Eding
  34. Kevin Waterman
  35. Austin A. DeCock
  36. Joey Lombard
  37. LagunaSmith27
  38. John A. Lennon
  39. Sparky Nips
  40. Kristy
  41. Susan Whelchel
  42. MadSheepMike
  43. Andrew Del Vicario
  44. Tom Martucci
  45. Psycho
  46. Lara Croft
  47. Kevin McCarthy ("R.J. Fletcher")
  48. Charles Demar
  49. Crystal "MyongKEy" Lee
  50. Brian Winans


  1. Geronimo Soto
  2. Greg Webb
  3. Steven Ziff
  4. Matthew Maron
  5. Dawn Marx
  6. Robert J. Muldoon
  7. Joe Sweeney
  8. Jason Harriman
  9. Ezra van Waart
  10. Sue Carter
  11. Kara Nadeau
  12. Sam
  13. Nick
  14. Julie Weden
  15. Ash
  16. Matthew Saliba
  17. Jared Marker
  18. Wesley Strunk
  19. Amanda Nilson
  20. Andy Nilson
  21. Kyle Nilson
  22. John "Big Louie" Hoffman
  23. Helen Pless
  24. Steve Worek
  25. Ben Gerow
  26. Bob Jones
  27. Troy J. Maturin
  28. Erik Olson
  29. Anthony A Geers
  30. Renae Shell
  31. Lord Torgamous
  32. Cj Elliott
  33. Hugo Tremblay
  34. Surly Chick
  35. Joey (Sailor Stanislaw)
  36. Jamie Don
  37. Mix Master Melly Mel
  38. Lord Dave
  39. Michael Smith
  40. Jeremy "J. Crew" Menard
  41. Thomas Wentz
  42. Aryne Rayne
  43. Doctor Vell
  44. Jon Ratay
  45. Cody
  46. Kevin Adams
  47. Matthew Branum
  48. Paul Birks
  49. Timmy Caron
  50. Kyle Helmick
  1. Mark Zwolanek
  2. Tim Scammell
  3. Steven Palchinski
  4. MPHtails
  5. Andy Blakney
  6. Mark S. Conley
  7. Marc Fannin
  8. Mike Minnick
  9. Ryan Anderson
  10. Brice Kennedy
  11. Alan Seguin
  12. Craig Stritesky
  13. Eric "Dorko-san" Jones
  14. Kyle Palkowski
  15. Todd H. Hilliard
  16. Bradley J. Hilliard
  17. Matthew Marquart
  18. Robert Reagan
  19. Sharon Reagan
  20. Steve Reagan
  21. Jennifer Reagan
  22. James Snow
  23. Guido Santer
  24. Sammy Bryan
  25. Joshua "Stoppie" Crowell
  26. Steven J. Lohmann
  27. Paul LeClere Jr.
  28. Jordan DeVries
  29. Brian Busch
  30. bermudamel
  31. cmd328soccer
  32. Jack Ferry
  33. Patrick Ortega
  34. GINZ
  35. Railyn Mest
  36. Nelson Mest
  37. James Davidson
  38. Jake Morphonios
  39. Jade Morphonios
  40. Frank Corbett
  41. Wilkes
  42. Joy Eklund
  43. Alex Rushton
  44. Jeremiah "Smoke Jaguar" Isbell
  45. tmko1
  46. Justin Meadows
  47. Brenda Morris
  48. Tyler Barkwill
  49. Sam Donnelly
  50. Josh Ames


  1. Andy Eley
  2. Jody Hill
  3. Bird Himself
  4. Calvin J. Cole
  5. Jason "Couch Potato" Longtin
  6. Knox Mitchell
  7. Joe Vecciarelli
  8. Anesa Vecciarelli
  9. Amanda Vecciarelli
  10. Lynell Vecciarelli
  11. Carter Adams
  12. Damion Wright
  13. Rob, aka Dire 51
  14. Steve
  15. Dayna
  16. Mike
  17. Thomas
  18. Rose Prevost
  19. Matt Keffer
  20. Matthew Steven Soberman
  21. Steve Martin Doggett
  22. John Amanns
  23. Steve Kane
  24. Steve "stevecee" Cunnington
  25. Don Spidell
  26. Chad Alexander
  27. Matt Runkle
  28. David Bobke
  29. April Speanburg
  30. Michael R. Walsh
  31. Michelle L. Lussier
  32. Joseph Wakeman
  33. Chantal Drouillard
  34. Darrin Drouillard
  35. Daniel Drouillard
  36. Darcy Gadoury
  37. Dale Gadoury
  38. Jack Treese
  39. Weird Harold
  40. Kevin Cleary
  41. The Great UHF Fan 27
  42. Abby Muldoon
  43. Matthew O'Toole
  44. Rick Grillo
  45. Kyle Los
  46. Matthew F. Hinton
  47. Joris De Smet
  48. Chris Pasquini
  49. Russell Wright
  50. Lee A. Marohn
  1. Anne Morgan
  2. Sarah Wood
  3. Ike Walker
  4. Jaime
  5. Charlie LaPlante
  6. "The Jason" Glenwright
  7. Matthew Murphy
  8. Earl Jaxas
  9. Kaffy?
  10. David "Cineman" Spillers
  11. Brie Butler
  12. Ben Goodman
  13. Krazy Kyle Sorkness
  14. scottydoo32
  15. Jack Garner
  16. Charles "Spatula" Smith Jr.
  17. Mark Alexander
  18. MetalFRO
  19. Scott Sportsman
  20. Larry Newsom
  21. David Markovich
  22. Nova Greensocks
  23. Matt Lee
  24. Donovan Patterson
  25. Debra Newman
  26. Tristan Gough
  27. Jim "JB from KC" Armstrong
  28. Ron "Black Rider" Albro
  29. Fropac Entertainment
  30. Sensei Ern
  31. Bradley Wolbeck
  32. Lauren (Weird EL)
  33. Jesse Florida
  34. Carol "Jedimom" Gilbert
  35. Jeff Elliott
  36. Andrew Del Vicario
  37. Robert Kieran Irwin
  38. Thalia Elizabeth Irwin
  39. Matt Bulfinch
  40. Peach
  41. Chris Ortiz
  42. WAYfan
  43. Jon Sharp/CPFofAl
  44. MCMM
  45. Rob Rousseau
  46. Rick Bill
  47. Jacob Morphonios
  48. Jon Benjamin
  49. Keith Clingan
  50. Alexander Lyle Harry Marohn


  1. Bruce Tidball