Dementia '99

In the year of 1970,
Underneath the old smog berry tree,
First was heard a man that we all know,
The one and only Dr. Demento.

Pre-Show #1

Pre-Show #2

Nixon, Ford, and Carter, Reagan too.
Remember all they did and didn't do?
Through it all, one consistency:
Spending once a week with Dr. D.

At the Show #1

At the Show #2

So wind your radios way up tight,
Raise your glasses high tonight.
Like wine, his spirit has fermented,
So here's to him, the one who stays demented.

At the Show #3

At the Show #4

Changes come, seasons pass,
Like Alice through the looking glass.
He shares a world of madness that we cheer
For fifteen roly-poly years.

Post-Show #1

Post-Show #2

So wind your radios way up tight,
Raise your glasses high tonight.
Like wine, his spirit has fermented,
So here's to him, the one who stays demented.

Post-Show #3

Don't forget to stay demented!

Post-Show #4

Post-Show #5

Everybody sing!
He has a very friendly, fuzzy face,
And nobody could ever take his place.
His fans around the globe will never dwindle,
'Cause he fits so many records on his spindle.

South Park #1

Stacks of laughing wax from floor to ceiling.
Well, it gives him such a warm internal feeling.
Whether you're Italian or Egyptian,
He's bound to fill your musical prescription.

South Park #2

Wind your radios way up tight,
Raise your glasses high tonight.
Like wine, his spirit has fermented,
So here's to him, the one who stays demented.

South Park #3

South Park #4

Wind your radios way up tight,
Raise your glasses high tonight.
Like wine, his spirit has fermented,
So here's to him, the one who stays demented.

South Park #5

In the year of 1970,
Underneath the old smog berry trees,
First was heard a man that we all know,
The one and only Dr. Demento.
Yeah.